11/12/2009 15:26
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Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to...
11/12/2009 15:22
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Yamraj asks 3 ladies -
Kabhi kiss kiya?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle.
Yamraj : Chal Nark me.
2nd Lady : Shaadi ke baad.
Yamraj : Chal Swarg me.
3rd Lady : Na pehle na baad me.
Yamraj : Chal kamre me!!!
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Doctor : Aab...
11/12/2009 15:21
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Santa ki amma maar gayi.
Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??
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Teacher to Student : Last...
11/12/2009 15:20
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Santa : I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto : Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata!!!
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Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa :...
11/12/2009 15:15
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Wife to Husband : Meri to koi aulad nahi hai isliye
sochti hu ki apni saari jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan kar dungi
Yeh sunkar pati uthkar jane laga
Patni : Tum kaha ja rahe ho?
Pati : Sadhu ban-ne
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Santa Banta se bola...
11/12/2009 15:06
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Wife : Darling kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure COKE Bottle jesa Tha
Husband gusse se bola : Figure To Aaj B Coke jesa hi hai.
Pehle Reguler Bottle thi ab jumbo pack hai.
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Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka...
